If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via phoebenah)
do you think cats know they dont have thumbs
do cats know what a thumb is
why wouldn’t they lol everyone knows what a thumb is
(via rneerkat)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
It’d never be anything I’d want to hear.
(via 314eater)
